jesussbabymomma:

jesussbabymomma:

is it petsmart or petsmart

thanks

nidoqueeen:

we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.

puertoricantyphlosion:

oh..

secretlyybroken:

Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

stolemyheartpt2:

peeing in the ocean is the best feeling its like im sharing a piece of myself with the world i hope my pee made it to australia i love australia 

theweepyfox:

geometricdeathtrap:

So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work

I want this on a shirt.

marloosha:

do you think disney characters are aware they randomly break into song all the time? they never mention the random singing. is it like a normal thing in their universe? are the people who don’t sing outcasts and weirdos that are doomed to be shunned by the rest of society?